closet-keys:

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

woegarden:

i had the funniest fucking dream i was hanging out with michael jackson and someone asked him what his pronouns were and he said “he/hee!” and i woke up crying

spongebobssquarepants:

spongebobssquarepants:

roguishpixiedreamgirl:

draws-memes:

shittycryptids:

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

This is it. Peak humor

roaringstream:

stevebucky:

being bi is just having a crush on a girl and being like “damn if i only i was a hot mediocre dude with cheekbones then she would like me :/” and then YOU end up ALSO being attracted to hot mediocre dudes with cheekbones…..the self betrayal

i came on here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now